This morning the satellite link went kaput. Signal strength on the receive side dropped to 15 out of a possible 100. I called HughesNet and managed to get through the menus, but then I had to sit there and listen to some ghastly, distorted sound quality music and drum my fingers on the table till I said, “You know, I think I can do without the Internet for maybe a few months” and hung up.
I fired up the old dial-up modem and can creep by at a pace that makes snail mail look pretty swift. I don’t know if I’ll pursue getting the satellite back. I’ll just call and cancel the service. That’ll get their attention.
Meanwhile, the blog could be neglected because pictures take a long time to upload by modem.
Sunday, June 29
What a difference a day makes…


This brings me to another problem with our language, the use of terms such as “twenty-five-year anniversary.” To be correct, it is simply “twenty-fifth anniversary.” The term anniversary means the date on which an event took place in a previous year. Things fell apart when people started saying “This is our six-month anniversary.” Idiots. They make the word anniversary into a marker to be applied to any arbitrary chunk of time. Why is it that language only seems to deteriorate, not ateriorate? Is it because only dumb people become teachers, while the smart ones become bloggers? I believe what I’m saying is truthy.
Saturday, June 28
President sends in the big iron

Birdbrains


A nearby sunflower remains unscathed. Maybe the little birds were going after insects on the plant, and just happened to like a little salad with their meat. And scathed the poor thing to death.
The lakes are being emptied

The nearby Oliver Fire, now approaching a week old, is still going full steam ahead. It has grown despite the efforts of over 1,200 fire fighters, 141 fire trucks, 29 ground crews, 8 water-dropping planes, 5 helicopters, 15 bulldozers, 11 water trucks, and $3.37 million. Shown here is a Sikorsky Sky Crane helicopter outfitted with a water tank for fire fighting. Huge barely describes this monster. They are flying over the house now in search of water to dump on the fire. Apparently they have drained all the nearby ponds and lakes and are expanding their search area. I suppose they could dip their straw down one of our well casings, but that would take some superb piloting skill and a 1,000-foot (300 meter) straw. They can carry 2,000 gallons (7,570 liters) at a time not including the fish and frogs. I guess the firefighters can rush in after a water drop and get lunch if they don’t mind a little charcoal and ash on the frog legs and fish fillets.
I hope they don’t spot my three-tier fish fountain. The goldfish are getting almost big enough to eat, and I don’t want a crop failure just to stop a stupid old wildfire.
Friday, June 27
Pelton parted out



Both pieces fit into another cylinder that directs the hydraulic oil to either side of the drive piston. The steel cylinder in my hand provides feedback from the piston. It rides up and down on a steel inclined plane attached to the drive piston. As the piston moves right and left, the sleeve rides up and down, balancing the movement of the little brass spool connected to the rod of the flyballs. The ankle bone is connected to the shin bone, the shin bone’s—you get the idea. It’s intricate; the entire range of vertical motion of this assembly is around 1/16" (1.6mm) which makes the hydraulic cylinder connected to the deflector move about 4" (10 centimeters) total.
Lots of cleaning and careful gasketing with modern anaerobic two-part liquid gasket material will give us another decade of essentially free electric power. Well, not free since we have to pay a license fee to use the water to the United States Government and the State of California and the Fish and Game Department and…
Nothing’s actually free anymore, is it? Even after it’s been paid for.
Thursday, June 26
Pelton problem

When I arrived at the ranch, I entered the rock buildi

My admiration quickly vanished when I inserted the long steel rod into its socket which we use to start the wheel. Once it’s running, you can’t move that rod because you’re pushing against hydraulic pressure that regulates the speed of the wheel, a force that’s nearly half a ton. I pushed on the rod and the wheel slowly sped up! And it kept speeding up when I let go! Quickly I stomped my foot on the solenoid-operated valve that dumps the hydraulic pressure; it’s one of the safety shutoffs that prevent the machine from overspeeding and possibly disintegrating. After restarting it, I tried once more and got the same result. I shut it down. Time for diesel backup, and time to start dismantling the regulator.
Which I will cover in the next entry. Don’t touch that dial!
Wednesday, June 25
Champions!
Poke another stick at the hornet’s nest

Late breaking news! I just got a call from the Associated Press in New York. Gave them the number too. I’m going to go crawl under a rock and stop answering the phone.
More news—watch CNN and Good Morning America on Thursday morning for more…
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Laughter’s reward

As soon as all fifteen or so guests gathered at the entrance to the building, I directed their attention to the outlet of the tailrace where water shot out with great force. It was brilliant white and full of vitality and roaringness. I said, “First I want to direct your attention to what water looks like after all the electricity has been removed.”
The reward of laughter makes life worthwhile.
Tuesday, June 24
Now for something completely different




Monday, June 23
Odd cloud formations

I hope they can help with whatever they have since we are overwhelmed. Parts of the Mariposa area and north of Ahwahnee are being evacuated.
Welcome back, Tommy

Correction at 7:45 PM — There are now 831 wildfires.
A very good cause
I have been a fan of liberty for most of my life except when I was forced to take American history classes. One of my causes is ending eminent domain abuse. Today is Kelo Day, named for the woman whose case was overturned by the US Supreme Court. The Court said it was all right for government to confiscate private property and give it to another private interest in order to make a profit. Not nice. Here’s your chance to support the cause.

Donations as small as $5 are welcome. Now’s your chance to redeem your old selfish ways and finally become a decent human being. For a day anyway. I am for today, but then tomorrow comes, and the next day, and the next…
Donations as small as $5 are welcome. Now’s your chance to redeem your old selfish ways and finally become a decent human being. For a day anyway. I am for today, but then tomorrow comes, and the next day, and the next…
Sunday, June 22
Airport security begone!



The only reason I was on this flight was that the venerable Pelton power plant was not regulating properly. Since I was the last person to ever sit at the master’s knee and hear the secrets of its operation, I was the one to resurrect it. Karl Smith told me once, “Tom, you’re the only person I know who can understand how to keep this ranch running.” He was exaggerating of course, but not much (cue the laugh track here). Since the old operating manual that showed every part and its function and how to adjust everything was missing, Luke was reluctant to tear into the machine. I was conned to return to the ranch and reveal my fading understanding (slowly rotting mind, y’know). Luke and I had a ball taking the three-foot-tall regulating mechanism totally apart, from the spinning flyball governor to the brass-shimmed base, something I had never done. Luke discovered that fifty years of aging had mis-aligned a critical drive shaft, and corrected that problem with a flourish of tin-snip wizardry. We were mutually amazed at the simplicity, complexity, and sheer beauty as each piece was brought out to sunlight for the first time in fifty years. There was evidence of corrosion because somehow water got into the hydraulic fluid. The job ended up as a cleaning operation, getting rid of sludge and polishing some corroded parts.
We started taking the machine apart around 11 o’clock Friday morning. By noon Saturday morning it was up and humming and giving us 63,000 watts of power if we wanted. The rest of the day was spent cleaning up the mess and putting the tools away. I stayed overnight and came out Sunday on horseback!! Not a helicopter in sight. Oh well, I guess you have to strike a balance.
Thursday, June 19
Revised plan
The only thing that is constant is change.
I don’t know to whom to attribute the above quotation, but it is a constant in my life for sure. I just received my orders for tomorrow: Leave the house at 5:23 AM and drive 1.1 miles, 1.77 kilometers, southeast to the pickup point. Look skyward. Pray.
There will be pictures.
I don’t know to whom to attribute the above quotation, but it is a constant in my life for sure. I just received my orders for tomorrow: Leave the house at 5:23 AM and drive 1.1 miles, 1.77 kilometers, southeast to the pickup point. Look skyward. Pray.
There will be pictures.
Missed a day…sorry


It went well.
Tomorrow I have to get up at 4:30 AM and do something else. I’ll probably be able to get to a computer and write about it in a couple of days. Don’t hold your breath. There will be pictures.
Tuesday, June 17
They’re pulling my leg

Monday, June 16
Medicine woman

Later this week, another mode of transport will be used to take some of the two-leggers up to the ranch. Stay tuned.
He-e-ere’s Monty!


Since I don’t speak or understand any feline languages except the one spoken by Raven, our house cat, I am only guessing that this fine creature’s name is Montgomery. As for Raven, his every utterance means only one thing: Feed me.
Sunday, June 15
He-e-ere’s Reggie!

Karla seemed confused. As I said, she doesn’t get replies to her utterances, and here I was having a full-fledged conversation! I had just remembered that in a past life I was a small-animal psychotherapist and spoke many of their languages. Earl was telling me that to call him Earl Squirrel was just plain stupid, something a very immature or uncaring two-legger (human) would do because it’s cute. Turns out his real name is Reginald. So there.
Saturday, June 14
So you think you’ve had a tough day? Part 2

Many Californians don’t realize that we’re just as vulnerable to flooding in the region around Sacramento. There are over 1,500 miles (2,400 kilometers) of levees, some of which are over 150 years old and not in the best condition. Of course, we have to get rain in order to be threatened. Whew! I guess we’re safe!
If/When Sacramento gets wiped off the map (it’s only 30 feet, 9 meters above sea level), guess where the capitol of California moves to? Temporarily, at least. Fresno! Downtown are buildings stuffed with duplicates of all the necessary paper and computer files to run the government, updated daily. At 300 feet above sea level, everything’s protected for awhile at least. Now I can sleep without worry.
Photo: Scott Olson/Getty Images
Friday, June 13
Karla’s brand new van!

Every season when the ranch is going full steam, we have to haul lots of stuff up the hill. A truck isn’t appropriate for some loads, but a van sure fills the bill. So the choice is: Buy or Rent. If you buy, you own a van. It gets old. You have to keep it up. It fills up with dents, bald tires, and expired registrations. Plus insurance. Oil changes. And the payments go on and on and on…
Rent! No insurance, registration, bald tires, taxes. Plus we only need it for three months then give it back. Next year it’s brand new. And if you get it for the corporate rate (20% off normal rental) and use your American Express card, you save so much money you can simply quit working! Just sit in the comfy chaise by the driveway with the mint julep in your hand and stare at the money-making van. Well, not really, but you get the idea.
And Karla gets to renew her love of Vans!
A new use for cell phones!
This may be what's making that popping sound in my head.
Now all we need is a cell phone that melts butter and sprinkles salt on the finished product.
Now all we need is a cell phone that melts butter and sprinkles salt on the finished product.
So you think you’ve had a tough day?

Speaking of bald eagles, I’ve been approached by total strangers who ask me why the bird is so named. “The whole head is covered in feathers, for cryin’ out loud!” they’ll complain. “How can that be called bald?” I guess I’m the target of such inquiries because of my long-standing experience with being follically-challenged.
Seriously folks, I have known for a long time that the “bald” in “bald eagle” is actually misspelled. When the bird was chosen to be America’s national symbol back in the 18th century, the word was spelled balde, which meant white-haired or white-maned. The only reference I could find on the Internet (after going one page deep in Google) is here and these people only refer to the spelling used in the 18th century without explaining any further. I’ll send them a link to this entry and set ’em straight. Now there’s a justification for for blogging!
Photo: Kelly Munday
Thursday, June 12
A blog about nothing worthwhile…

Above is a shot I took from a helicopter last year. It’s a little lake at something like 9,000 feet (2,750 meters) elevation between Florence Lake and Huntington Lake. Looks pretty crappy. I wonder if that’s cow manure mucking up the water. There were no cattle around this lake at the time, but I know they come up there to graze during the summer season. Or maybe it’s runoff from the Totally Addicted Mega Coffee Drinkers’ Big Springtime Bash that’s held every odd year after a Coronal Mass Ejection. They toss their used grounds into the nearest body of water hoping that they will be there the next time they return. Makes the new brew even stronger, if you re-use the water. Saves money, too, what with shipping costs from Jamaica and the Kona Coast of Hawaii. They do have to be careful that they don’t mistakenly pick a cattle-stained lake, though. From the caffeinated lakes the fish actually jump into your creel and gut themselves, ready to eat. Saves work and time. I wonder if anyone has gotten a patent on that.
See what happens when I don’t have anything legitimate to write about? Sorry.
Wednesday, June 11
In praise of seediness

Silk deck


On our morning walk we spotted some new construction in the neighborhood, a nice big silken dance floor. Nearby was the entrance to a residence that accompanies it. Imagine how smooth it would be to dance on a silk floor, especially if you have eight legs! Or perhaps it’s a deck to be used in the evenings when downhill breezes come along to cool the ground. The occupants might emerge to relax and enjoy a cocktail, or maybe a cockroach.
Tuesday, June 10
Hooray for yesteryear!

In the early 1960s when I was attending the Navy’s electronics school in San Francisco, I went home for a Christmas break. It cost about $10 to take a Greyhound bus at the time. There was a heavy demand due to the season, and Greyhound rolled out bus number 560, a true antique (at the time, the buses were numbered in the 7,000s). It probably was manufactured in the late 1930s and had corrugated aluminum sides and a rounded front end and a tapered, rocket-like back end. The seats were what really intrigued me, though. They were made of a cushion to sit on, and a curvy back frame, probably of wood, maybe of metal, with a sheet of heavy velvet-covered rubber upholstery, kind of like a luxurious hammock. You could see the impression of the sitter’s back. Odd looking, but super comfortable. The engine purred as if it were just tuned up, and I had a memorable ride. Greyhound was smart to preserve that old buggy for those many years.
Monday, June 9
The Flying Red Horse

Sunday, June 8
More cactus flowers


Friday, June 6
Sunset on Mars

“On May 19, 2005, NASA's Mars Exploration Rover Spirit captured this stunning view as the Sun sank below the rim of Gusev crater on Mars. This Panoramic Camera mosaic was taken around 6:07 in the evening of the rover's 489th Martian day, or sol.
“Sunset and twilight images are occasionally acquired by the science team to determine how high into the atmosphere the Martian dust extends, and to look for dust or ice clouds. Other images have shown that the twilight glow remains visible, but increasingly fainter, for up to two hours before sunrise or after sunset. The long Martian twilight (compared to Earth's) is caused by sunlight scattered around to the night side of the planet by abundant high altitude dust. Similar long twilights or extra-colorful sunrises and sunsets sometimes occur on Earth when tiny dust grains that are erupted from powerful volcanoes scatter light high in the atmosphere.”
Image Credit: NASA/JPL/Texas A&M/Cornell
Thursday, June 5
Getting a good grade

Wednesday, June 4
When a dirt road becomes a studio…

The Realistic Equine Sculpture Society asked Hilary to submit an article and a picture of her bronze horse, Ravenhill, for use on the cover of the magazine. Not having a photographer’s studio with all the fancy controlled lighting, Hilary substituted a dirt road and low-angle sunlight. She came up with a pretty darned good photo.

Another gorgeous horse


Sunday, June 1
Same old same old

The cycle repeats.
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