“Natural bridge”?

Here is what is called a natural bridge. Even if you were totally ignorant of what a bridge is for, just looking at this formation shouldn’t suggest the idea that it’s a bridge. First off, to the left it is way too steep. If you were strolling along and encountered this rocky heap you wouldn’t think of it as a good place to walk across. Bridges are for crossing difficult-to-cross places. It would be so simple to drop down to the flat place where Karla and Hilary are walking and cross there. This formation should be called “A mess of crumbly rock with a really big hole through it down at the level where walking would make infinitely more sense.”

Yeah, call it “Natural Hole.”