Thursday, April 9

Dumn

The prices of many newspapers are being adjusted upward. But the good ole Fresno Bee is going the other way, according to the sticker on the newspaper dispenser. But there’s a problem: It says USE ANY COIN COMBINATION, then it says DO NOT USE PENNIES, and NO CHANGE GIVEN. How do I put in three-quarters of a cent unless I use a penny? They can keep the change; I won’t quibble about a quarter of a cent. So I fed in coin after coin till it finally opened and I got my paper. I wasn’t counting, but think I may have put in a hundred times the advertised price! What a rip! That’s a lot of money for stove kindling, or fish wrap, or bird cage liner.

2 comments:

Praying Horse said...

Those darn decimal points!

Tom Hurley said...

Decimal! That’s the word I was looking for. I was thinking it was a dot, period, or full stop.