The investment was worth it. At first, I felt the pangs of “I made a big mistake” when the Acme Home DNA Modification Kit arrived from Amazon.com. It was expensive, but the description on the Web site was so compelling I just had to have it. After a decade of fiddling with this ol’ horse’s genetics, I finally got her to sprout her own feed, right there where she used to have a forelock. All she has to do is shake her head and it’s dinnertime! Too bad she’s so old it won’t really offer a full payback what with hay being so cheap and all.
Sunday, August 23
Self-feeder
The investment was worth it. At first, I felt the pangs of “I made a big mistake” when the Acme Home DNA Modification Kit arrived from Amazon.com. It was expensive, but the description on the Web site was so compelling I just had to have it. After a decade of fiddling with this ol’ horse’s genetics, I finally got her to sprout her own feed, right there where she used to have a forelock. All she has to do is shake her head and it’s dinnertime! Too bad she’s so old it won’t really offer a full payback what with hay being so cheap and all.
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