Cupholder warning

In a parking lot in Death Valley was a Volkswagen with an add-on cupholder on the door. I never saw the occupants, and wondered if they were obese and/or diabetic. I read recently that high fructose corn syrup is now being blamed for obesity and its attendant diabetes. As part of a truly comprehensive health care program, the US Government should mandate that all new cars come without cupholders, and that all older cars have their holders filled with concrete. It would make me feel much better to have the proper authorities take the bull by the horns and save us from ourselves.