Wednesday, April 21

Ben Franklin objects to being portrayed on the $100 bill


After studying the picture of the new hundred, I have come to the conclusion that Ben is not happy being shown on this monstrosity. Look at his face—it’s green! Like he’s nauseous! He was one of the authors of the way this country was founded, and frankly he’s miffed at what’s happened since he died. He agreed to appear once again on the hundred as a spokesman for liberty and limited government, but the Bureau of Engraving and Printing made him green, which is the new black. And they also changed the word Liberty to Liberal.

What’s a dead guy to do?

4 comments:

Tom Hurley said...

非常感谢。

Susan Hurley-Luke said...

Try translating it before thanking them for it:

http://www.mdbg.net/chindict/chindict.php

Tom Hurley said...

I used translate.google.com and got “Passing through - how are you .. great BLOG”

My response was “Thank you very much.”

Susan Hurley-Luke said...

Sorry. I got a much worse translation involving spammer messages about sex sites.