“Miss Ellie was a wiggly-eyed Chinese Crested Hairless mutt with a drooping tongue and a scruffy mass of sprouting grey hair.” That’s how The Register, a UK paper, described her. Frankly, she doesn’t hold a burnt-out stub of a candle to the previous World’s Ugliest Dog, which died several months ago. He had scraggly fangs and was covered with ghastly sores. His blind grey-white eyes stared uselessly in disarray. Ellie might even be called kinda cute. Maybe she could surpass his ugliness if they simply let her body lie in a warm, humid place for awhile.
Sunday, June 6
The world’s ugliest dog is dead
“Miss Ellie was a wiggly-eyed Chinese Crested Hairless mutt with a drooping tongue and a scruffy mass of sprouting grey hair.” That’s how The Register, a UK paper, described her. Frankly, she doesn’t hold a burnt-out stub of a candle to the previous World’s Ugliest Dog, which died several months ago. He had scraggly fangs and was covered with ghastly sores. His blind grey-white eyes stared uselessly in disarray. Ellie might even be called kinda cute. Maybe she could surpass his ugliness if they simply let her body lie in a warm, humid place for awhile.
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Tom! Shame on you! That’s terrible! You should be ashamed!
There, I said it before any of you.
Were you going for the Ugliest Post in the World?
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