Achoo!

Have you ever sneezed just once? I can’t remember if I ever did; a sneeze was always followed by another sneeze. And now when I sneeze, it happens three times, not just two. Why? I don’t know, but it inspired me to pen the following:

I didn’t choose
that my achoos
came in twos.
But now I sneeze
in threes.

For what it’s worth.