Lurking between the two strawberry half-barrels, this viperous beast has suspicious lumps in its belly. And I thought it was birds getting the big berries! It’s so simple: Rattlesnake + strawberries + swollen belly = vegan viper. Keep an open mind and you too can enjoy these insights.
Another possibility: Since the snake doesn’t have to kill its prey, it probably doesn’t have venomous fangs. It could become tame and make a very nice house pet. When strawberry season ends, maybe it could eat prunes or melon balls or even popcorn. Imagine on a cold winter’s evening the family gathering around the warm hearth and tossing popcorn, watching their pet viper leaping to catch it on the fly! I wonder if it can be trained to use a litter box.
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